y'all remember before ebooks were big and simulreleases were a thing when a new manga chapter would come out and you’d have to wait for some dedicated soul to scan all the pages in, clean them up, and translate them?
so last week I reposted the money dog hoping money would come my way and guess what… IT WORKED!
the very next day I found the most amazing website. they will literally pay you to take quizzes like the ones on buzzfeed (for market research or some shit.) I know that they’re legit bc I already received my first $20 via paypal, BLESS U MONEY DOG 😭 I only spent like an hour taking quizzes so I couldn’t be happier
Why do I constantly think I’m living in a movie? One would think I’m a Hollywood actress the way I pull stunts like this.
Last night I was caught speeding, it was like 2 am and I had gone on a McDonald’s run. There was literally no one around and I was just trying to get home to my 20 nuggets and Bones show.
So anyway I get pulled over and the officer is like do you know why I pulled you over. In my head I’m like speeding and eating a nugget with one hand? But I say no. He’s like you were speeding miss are you the owner of this vehicle I say yes. He asks for all my documents and I grab them from the glove compartment. Only slight problem is my glove compartment has got spare packs of condoms, lube and wipes in there which fall out as I’m frantically getting my documents. Immediately the officer shines his flashlight on the floor and he sees all the condom and he’s like gosh how many do you need. I don’t know what made me say this but I say oh for times like this and I wink as I hand him my license and stuff. He only smirks as he checks my stuff.
I’m only wearing some super tiny shorts and a camisole as in my pj’s that I had been laying in bed all day in lol. But my tits are humongous and I had no bra on so ya sis just decided to perk them up a little and as it’s fucking cold in London the wind was making my nipples sing hallelujah to which mr officer clearly noticed. So I smile and I thank the universe that I’m scantily clad cause I can use it to my advantage. So I asked in a really innocent voice if I could wind up my window as the cold was making me chilly and my nipples were getting hard and a little uncomfortable. I kid you not mr officers eyes darted to my nipples but he looked away immediately like he knew he shouldn’t have just done that. I then asked him if he would rather come and sit in my car while he checked my license so I wasn’t so cold. And he was like NO! Clearly his duty and his dick were at war as he probably thought his favourite porn scene could possibly be playing out here but as an officer he couldn’t fuck me while on duty lol.
He handed me back my documents and he was like your record is clean, I’ll let you off with just a warning but you should know not all other officers are as lenient as me. To which I said, oh don’t worry I like a good spanking once in a while I’ll take it. He smiled and asked if I wanted to be escorted home??? I was like is that necessary or is there anything else you want from me. He was like oh no he just thought he’d offer. I wonder what would have happened if I had actually taken him up on his offer, I possibly would have gotten my back blown out lol but my nuggets were my main priority lol.
girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u
Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.
Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.
feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything
Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow
