grimeclown:

Me when I’m a bog body reanimated by a pair of spiteful wizards who only want to frighten me by showing me advanced technology beyond my primitive understanding of science

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vampireapologist:

Yeah I understand schroedingers law, that any closed box could contain either whatever is supposed to be in it, or a dead cat, which is why i don’t go into shoe stores,

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advanced-procrastination:

“We cant raise minimum wage bc rent will increase”

Stop using the passive voice. Say what will actually happen. Landlords will increase rent — a voluntary action, not a natural result. The fun thing about voluntary actions is that they can be legislated against. What IS a natural result is that when landlords raise rent, their tenants’ wages automatically devalue. Again, the solution here is to stop the voluntary choice from being a choice at all.

Landlords choosing to increase rent is the problem, not a natural result of the solution.

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puyopuyo:

warsawradiomastcollapse:

puyopuyo:

i hope nobody is evil

>:)

oh no…

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tinyaibou:

millenniumitem:

tinyaibou:

tinyaibou:

a lab coat and a wizard robe are exactly the same thing actually

the only thing separating a wizard and a mad scientist is time

they are gay lovers

oh you are extremely correct to say this thank you. they are kissing. brewing potions and mixing chemicals in tubes beakers.

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leerings:

i hate the pandemic i just wanna lay on top of a boy and go to the botanic garden

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Anonymous: are you a philosopher

pochowek:

targuzzler-deactivated20180224:

boy im dumb as shit

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

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